Everyone is John

John woke up on the beach. Met Jim the fisherman who pointed him into town. John rallied up the bar folks and convinced them to vote for him as mayor. Afterwards he served them all drinks and took a break in the barkeeps office where he then stole the deed to the bar. Following this he went to the mayors office and planted the deed in a stack of messy papers. He then continued to rally the bar folks into storming the mayors office and convinced them that the mayor had stolen the deed to the bar and was going to take everyone else's land.

The police force was convinced of the mayors wrongdoing and took him into custody.

He won the election in a landslide.